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R/H Bat – Fast Medium bowler. Chunky high-society reveller, Brian is an extremely useful batsman and fast medium bowled. When not attending social functions Brian is an integral part of the Saturday team scoring vital runs in his lower middle order role. Controversy surrounded Brian in 2000, when Brian attempted a dive in the field and due to his ample frame an earthquake ensued which measured point 4 on the Richter scale – the shock of which was so great that it nearly parted his immaculate wig. It is hoped that Brian will forgo his social commitments such as Dinner parties, Royal weddings, Candle-lit Suppers to become a more regular fixture in the Saturday team. Best Moment - His Maiden 50 against Wootton CC

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